Consider spending that money on something else, like anything else!
Ever wished you could jazz up those portals in Diablo IV? Maybe give them a funky new hue or spruce up their vibe? Well, hold onto your loot bags, because Blizzard’s got just the thing for you—for a mere $30.
When Diablo 4 first hit the scene, it was like a fireball of excitement in the gaming world. But now, with patches, rollbacks, pricey microtransactions, and seasons that feel as welcome as a Necromancer at a demon party, it’s seen better days. And now, Blizzard’s latest move—charging a hefty sum for some portal pizzazz—isn’t exactly winning hearts and souls.
This new $30 “Dark Pathways” bundle isn’t exactly getting cheers from the gaming crowd. In fact, most reactions can be summed up as: “Seriously?” It’s not just the price tag that’s raising eyebrows, but the fact that these fancy portals are class-locked. It’s like Blizzard’s saying, “Sorry, Mage, no rainbow portals for you.”
So, while you’re pondering whether to splurge on these pricey portals, just remember: for the same amount, you could probably buy a whole new game or, you know, a month’s worth of snacks. Decisions, decisions…
So, technically speaking, this fancy Diablo 4 portal pack comes with 1000 platinum—a currency so premium, even dragons would hoard it. Blizzard might argue that you’re only shelling out $20 for five portals, considering they’re tossing in a measly $10 worth of digital doodads. But let’s be real, folks. Ten bucks in make-believe coins that only work in one game? That’s like trying to buy a unicorn with Monopoly money.
Now, picture this: instead of blowing $30 on a pack of portals, you could snag Palworld, a whole new video game. Or, if we take a stroll through Steam, we’ll find a plethora of games under $30 that are just begging for attention.
I’d like to believe not many people are lining up to drop dough on these portals, but hey, we’re living in an age where folks shell out $20 for a skin that’s fancier than a peacock at a prom. So, brace yourselves, because if this portal pack sells like hotcakes, we might be in for a slew of portal-themed cash grabs from Blizzard. Yay?
So, dear reader, the question remains: are these pricey portals worth the splurge, or should Blizzard be banished to the darkest depths of the Nephalem Rifts for trying to pull a fast one on us? Let us know your thoughts in the comments below!
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